Why Is A Raven Like a Writing Desk?

ALLYARA IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!

Allyara: ALSO IDEA WOULDN'T I BE THE WORST BITCH EVER IF I HAD STILES FIND DEREK RIGHT AFTER A HUGE SHOWDOWN AND DEREK'S DEAD AND STILES JUST FINALLY ARRIVES HOME TO FIND DEREK'S BODY ON THE FLOOR
Me: nOPE
Me: NOPE
Me: NOPE
Me: *ROLLS AWAY ON FLOOR
Allyara: HAHAHA DON'T WORRY I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
Allyara: maybe
Allyara: you never know with me
Allyara: it could all be going awesome and everyone is happy and then bam your loved ones have terminal cancer
Me: I HATE YOU!